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officalsquidward:

totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

If you have sex with the lights off, the sperm won’t know where to go! And you won’t get pregnant


@ abigail_lauren: "It was working ‘til you showed up. You big tree!" - Chandler Bing @taylorswift  (x)

abigail_lauren"It was working ‘til you showed up. You big tree!" - Chandler Bing @taylorswift  (x)

I tell my assistant “I’m busy! unless it’s Jesus or Taylor (Swift) don’t bother me”
- Scott Borchetta (x)

Taylor Swift: Photoshoots throughout the years (2006 - 2014)

"for a moment a band of thieves in 

ripped up jeans got to rule the world"

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